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18 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from lulz-time with 387,930 notes

spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me

18 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from d0nn0 with 291,127 notes

trogdorthe-burninator:

daves-applejuice:

qodtiers:

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

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why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

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18 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from d0nn0 with 354,801 notes

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18 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from 10knotes with 39,963 notes

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nishlo:

tukut:

ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now

these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately 

18 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from dutchster with 179,184 notes

illkim:

Teacher: Sit down until the bell rings

Me:

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18 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from death-by-lulz with 259,079 notes

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14 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from 10knotes with 140,310 notes

  • person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
  • me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated