theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

30 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from baconating with 381,496 notes

picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

30 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from baconating with 216,426 notes

thepacificrimjob:

kaciart:

another-side-o-me:

Meet Clyde…

I don’t know what I was expecting

i expected cute noises

30 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from ectolofty with 120,070 notes

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

(Source: snl1975)

29 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from thatfunnyblog with 55,986 notes

kool-aid-jammers:

why is that frog lower body on swole and why that fish getting tea bagged, this pic is too wild

kool-aid-jammers:

why is that frog lower body on swole and why that fish getting tea bagged, this pic is too wild

(Source: entulhodeimagens)

28 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from dutchster with 158,464 notes

naamah-beherit:

avengerwho:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

took me a minute

yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

naamah-beherit:

avengerwho:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

took me a minute

yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

28 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from d0nn0 with 93,462 notes

princessababwa:

When I pass a test that everyone else fails

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28 Sep 2014 / Reblogged from 10knotes with 371,764 notes

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spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace:

I read the tweet, and then I read the username.

spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace:

I read the tweet, and then I read the username.

(Source: axmxz)